Tell me again why I left Kansas?

Here I am in sunny sunless Florida, basking in... the rain. And watching the natives apparently freeze.

And I see the girls are running amok talking sex in the comments.

But it's in that PG way the Castle prefers to raw, so no reason to rush down there to check.

Heh.

Okay, back? So, how many of you got sucked into the "kidnapped soldier" scam?

Not the Armorer. Well, not completely. When I saw the pictures on Drudge I said, "Damn! They've beaten the Inner and Outer Guard! To Arms! To Arms! The Arsenal has been penetrated, and artifacts stolen! The bassids!"

Okay, I just admitted I collect dolls. Well swish my petticoats! Look at Cassandra's fingers flying on the keyboard! Hey, they look good on the bookshelf, especially the WWI Stormtrooper pouring a libation into the proffered mug of the kilted Scot. Go ahead. I dare ya.

Oh, and for those of you, including Papa Ray in comments and Beway in an email, - who pointed out this calmuny I'm not going to comment. Y'all know what I think, and one more voice isn't going to be heard in the righteous chorus of outrage already out there - but I did want ya to know I appreciate the tips.

Okay - the 'dozer comment contest. I'm just too dang busy to try and set up a poll, and I need to get some sleep tonight (cuz I didn't last night and I'm a whiner, shut up).

But - tonight I will unveil the next picture - and promise that I'll pick a winner for the last one before the weekend hits.

Cuz' I wanna watch all y'all take some potshots at aviators... and watch Bill type his fingers to nubs responding!

(Hint - this is *not* a normal attitude for a Chinook. Very uncomfortable for the cargo...)

UPDATE: If you're tired of this thread, try this one and this one over at Cassandra's (though *most* of you are partying at both houses...)

Then, if you have any energy left... OTB, and IMAO as well as Conservative Life all offer distractions for Those With No Life, or the hung over.