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January 31, 2005

More shameless commerce...

...only this time, it's personal. Unrelated note: Dusty's back! Hey dude, where's my GAU-8 post?

Moving on (something the Dems can't seem to do, heh) the Castle now offers up this:

If anyone wants we here at Castle Argghhh! Shameless Self-Promotions can arrange to have this Dangerous Mug put on anything Cafe' Press has to offer - including mugs.

Proceeds, if any, to be split 'twixt Bill and the Castle, or wherever Bill would like 'em to go.

C'mon, be the first in your neighborhood to parade around with snarky insider humor! Make friends and family go, "Err?" Get watched by HR at work... you know you want to!

Comments on More shameless commerce...
cw4billt briefed on January 31, 2005 09:25 AM

Ummmm--how about a nice shrubbery for Cass's homepage? It's kinda bland, except for the trivet...

AFSister briefed on January 31, 2005 10:41 AM

Aw, Bill! That's so cute!

I'm sure you were thinking the same thing as you were posing next to your beloved. "Hmmm. Someday this will make a GREAT coffe mug, Stud Muffin."

Does that mean we'll be having a cuppa Bill instead of a cuppa Joe in the mornings? I guess that wouldn't be so bad- as long as it doesn't come with a coffee grounds breakfast sandwich or ham with lima's. ew.

Justthisguy briefed on January 31, 2005 10:52 AM

Hubert? Lessee, Concorde was Lancelot's, and Patsy was the King's... Galahad's? The medics at Castle Anthrax want to know! Handle them easily, Bill!

cw4billt briefed on January 31, 2005 08:56 PM

AFSis - Thenkew. I haven't been called Stud Muffin in, oh, almost an hour, now. I'll pass on the "pork fat & green slime" and whip up a chili con pancetta, accompanied by a demitasse of Jack topped off with a dollop of Gevalia (you don't spend 37 years in the Green Machine without learning how to cook in self-defense).

Justthisguy - Avaunt! Prithee be so kind as to inform Nurse Dingo to prepare for a full debriefing, as the paddle has now been freshly sanded...

SangerM briefed on February 1, 2005 01:35 AM

I want one on a mug

SangerM

cw4billt briefed on February 1, 2005 05:40 AM

You could use it for stirring your coffee, if the mug was wide enough...

AFSister briefed on February 1, 2005 07:53 AM

Stud muffin

There, now you've been called Stud Muffin two days in a row. Head swelling yet??

Actually, I'm with Sanger- I think I need a mug with your mug on it.

John of Argghhh! briefed on February 1, 2005 08:18 AM

For those who can't wait - there's now a mug in the castle shop... but I'd wait and see if I can't get a bigger picture... to me, it looks pretty small on the mug, and is completely swamped by the large mug and stein.

cw4billt briefed on February 1, 2005 08:19 AM

Use a 5-gallon mug...

AFSister briefed on February 1, 2005 09:29 AM

See? I KNEW your head was swelling...

cw4billt briefed on February 1, 2005 10:15 AM

Only because of this really dasdy code. The 5-gallon mug is to insure you get full-body coverage of the faithful Hubert...