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November 10, 2004

These are my homeys!

If you're going to be one, be a BIG RED ONE!

Capt Kirk Mayfield, commander of the Phantoms, called for fire from his task force's mortar team. But Sgt Anyett didn't want to wait. "Dude, give me the sniper rifle. I can take them out - I'm from Alabama."

Two minutes tick by. "They're moving deep," shouted Sgt Anyett with disappointment. A dozen loud booms rattle the sky and smoke rose as mortars rained down on the co-ordinates the sergeant had given.

"Yeah," he yelled. "Battle Damage Assessment - nothing. Building's gone. I got my kills, I'm coming down. I just love my job."

Get some, gents. Just remember to clear the target area of the innocents.

Good soldiers all. Just what ya want, walking the walls. Rough men and women.

Some more of that good, meaty stuff coming from the Brit papers.