Archive Logo.jpg

October 31, 2004

I suggest this answer...

Osama bin Laden:

"Your security is in your own hands, and any U.S. state that does not toy with our security automatically guarantees its own security."

Recommended answer, from each Governor of the fifty United States.

"To the Islamofascist Commander, on behalf of the residents of [state].

Nuts!

The Governor of [state]."

The fact that half the country probably wouldn't get it agonizes me.

Instapilot

(HT: LGF)