October 16, 2004

If you understand this post, great.

If not, well, go see Team America. Don't take young children, however.

To spare people of a delicate nature (and to not get whacked by NetNanny-type software, the rest is in the Flash Traffic (extended post).

Hey, it was made by the South Park guys...

1. Many marionettes were harmed in the making of this movie.

2. I am a dick. Proud to be one. In fact, for several years, I was a Big Red One. I've also been an Iron One.

3. I understand why Sean Penn is pissed. He and his ilk got nailed, straight on. And he got his lunch handed him by a pussy, albeit this pussy is really a dick.

4. Cartman as Kim Jong-il - brilliance. Except Cartman's more likable.

5. Panthers. See #3.

6. Explicit marionette sex. I will never be able to see Pinocchio the same way again.

7. Terrorists are assholes.

8. Kerry is a pussy.

9. Janeane Garofalo with a truly empty-headed stare.

10. Star Wars!

11. Andrew Sullivan will not appreciate the humor. (Update - I was wrong, see Nick Packwood's comment below).

12. Liberals are pussies. That's why I'm a dick.

13. Dicks can screw up sometimes - but they're still better'n pussies.

14. Red Ensign people are dicks. This is a good thing. Even the girls. Warren Kinsella can sue my fat ass. Pussy.

15. Last, but not least - I bet there's a new battle cry in Fallujah and other places assholes hang out in the world - "America, Fuck Yeah!"

Now, if you haven't already, go see the movie. But get a babysitter for the young'uns!

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Comments on If you understand this post, great.
Flea briefed on October 16, 2004 08:49 PM

I have been singing "America, Fuck Yeah!" all day. Also, I am pleased to report that the words "Paris, France" had everyone laughing... before anything happened. And that's in Toronto.

Ben briefed on October 17, 2004 12:48 PM

Though I do respect intellectual property, in the main, I've been trying and failing to find an mp3 of "America, Fuck Yeah!" Seems the soundtrack isn't going to be released for another week. Bastards!

Oh well, I'll have to just wait and buy a copy, I guess.

Justthisguy briefed on October 17, 2004 09:43 PM

I thought you wanted us to keep this clean? Owhell, you started it, so:

The marionette-and Pinnochio reference raked up something from the bottom of the septic tank that is my mind. Years ago, the National Lampoon printed a "letter to the Editor" purporting to have come from Mrs. Pinnochio. I think it went, "How we do it; I sit on his face and he tells me lies."

Unfortunately, I happened to find my old copy of that issue at about the time Billy Jeff got elected. I could never think of Bill's nose and Hill's bottom in the same way again.

Feel free to delete or edit the above if it's just too disgusting or revolting, but, hey, you started it!

Flea briefed on October 17, 2004 10:19 PM

Surprise! Andrew Sullivan likes it:


Odd slip spelling Baldwin as Baldwyn.

Josh briefed on October 19, 2004 08:53 AM

The soundtrack is going to be relased on November 2 as far as I know. Nice timing.

I still have the songs tho, I think they're on bittorrent.

03 - America, Fuck Yeah.mp3
06 - I'm So Ronery.mp3
07 - America, Fuck Yeah (Bummer Remix).mp3


Dean Esmay briefed on October 19, 2004 03:36 PM


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