August 19, 2004

So bad, it's good.

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight
attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to
you."

Hat tip to Dennis C for ruining my inbox with that one.

Comments on So bad, it's good.
Justthisguy briefed on August 20, 2004 09:20 PM

Shame on you for taking advantage of all us slow-witted prudish people!

Groan!

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