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July 20, 2004

Here's a stupid thief.

There is a special place in hell for this bastard.

And *if* he's caught, Marines and former Marines (to include those who *might* be in jail) will not think highly of this twit when they find out what he did.

And, when the time comes for him to meet his maker... well, there's a wide spot on the road to Hell called "Fiddler's Green" where mounted soldiers quaff a brew on their way... and somehow never leave.

He'll have to walk by.

Fiddler's Green (Cavalry)

Halfway down the trail to hell
In a shady meadow green,
Are the souls of all dead troopers camped
Near a good old-time canteen
And this eternal resting place
Is known as Fiddler's Green.

Marching past, straight through to hell,
The infantry are seen, '
Accompanied by the Engineers,
Navy and Marine,
For none but the shades of Mounted Men
Dismount at Flddlers' Green.

Though some go curving down the trail
To seek a warmer scene,
No trooper ever gets to Hell
Ere he's emptied his canteen,
And so rides back to drink agaln
With friends at Fiddlers' Green.

And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge or fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head
And go to Fiddlers' Green.

He'll be an unrecognizable mess when he arrives to get his inbrief to Perdition.

I will happily drop my canteen and go help.

But until that day arrives, how about all you Pennsylvania Marines and Former Marines, put the word out around Bridgeport that the safest place for this crapweasel to be is in police custody? Not a call to harm the asshat - just a suggestion that the police will be nicer to him than any Jarhead will be!

Update: I am a bad man... I forgot to "hat tip" the Fighting Quaker at Ghost of a Flea who sent me the article!

Update: Jeff Quinton did some checking - two suspects are in custody. They were apprehended on Saturday, so we didn't have anything to do with it... but so what? These guys are going to have to walk carefully for a while (if they are indeed the perps), and that is a Good Thing.

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