There's only one caption that could go with this picture, and I'm not gonna be the guy to mention it.

Oh, heck, yes I am.

"Forget it, ladies. After the prostate surgery, it's only this big."

Dammit! I just saved this picture to post it... LOL!! It's just too good, isn't it??

You know my caption! :D

As a side note; he sure gets his money's worth out of that high paid barber. That 'do looks like it's got more hair spray in it than an East Texas debutant's.

Well since it's coming from Kerry:

"I swear, Bush's pee pee is this big"

Post-election:

Missed it by that much!

"Tereasa has let my expando-leash this far! And it has really helped my campaign. Oh, by the way, did I mention I was in Vietnam?"

"Compared to Senator Kannedy, I always feel this big."

"Let me make one thing perfectly clear ..."

Cheers
JMH

"I'm crushing your head!"

"That 'do looks like it's got more hair spray in it than an East Texas debutant's."

That's a slander on Texas women with bad hairdos. Take it back! Our hair is way better than Kerry's.

"It was about this big. A wound is a wound though. I deserved that Purple Heart."

How thick was the wad of bills you got from North Korea, Senator?

"I only needed this much Botox..."

"I only needed this much Botox..."

"And when it's NOT cold out, it gets THIS big!"

To his wife Theresa, "Seriously, this really is 6 inches."

"...But the waffles that the waitress served ME were THIS thick. I can't imagine why..."

Just a little tax increase. I promise.

Yeah I am an American. But only about this much, the rest of me is UN / French.

This morning, I was this close to saying, "Teresa, "&@#$ you and the horse you rode in on"