Day By Day© by Chris Muir - Get This Guy Syndicated!

May 05, 2004

Another one to lift yer spirits.

BEAST

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper.

"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me."

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"

Comments on Another one to lift yer spirits.
Beth briefed on May 5, 2004 06:37 PM

mouse? mouse? mouse?

John of Argghhh! briefed on May 5, 2004 07:03 PM

That's right. Mouse. That's me. Meek. Demure. Submissive.

Beth briefed on May 5, 2004 07:06 PM

Mouse? Mouse? Mouse?

John of Argghhh! briefed on May 5, 2004 07:21 PM

(Gentle tap on forehead, sound of needle jumping)

There, dear. Perhaps that will cure your skip. Not that the young 'uns are gonna understand that.

Beth briefed on May 5, 2004 08:03 PM

Screeeech.

J.M. Heinrichs briefed on May 5, 2004 09:10 PM

Harrummfff! Tape a penny to the end of the arm.
Whipper-snappers!

Cheers
JMH

Madfish Willie briefed on May 6, 2004 02:17 AM

Clean the fuzz off the needle!

Hey, my mom has a 2' stack of 78rpm vinyl!! My great aunt had one of those music boxes/players with the metal perforated discs. When I was about 9 or 10, we spent Christmas at her house in Ft Worth and I got to listen to some of them. They sounded like hell, but look what you were working with. I bet when they first came out, they were just awesome. Unfortunately, I was too ignorant to appreciate what was in front of me at the time.

While I'm flashing back... my shop teacher in HS had one of those giant radios that look like a jukebox... it was an antique way back then, but it still worked like a champ... Damn, I'm so old I'm farting dust over here.

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