BEAST
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper.
"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"
mouse? mouse? mouse?
That's right. Mouse. That's me. Meek. Demure. Submissive.
Mouse? Mouse? Mouse?
(Gentle tap on forehead, sound of needle jumping)
There, dear. Perhaps that will cure your skip. Not that the young 'uns are gonna understand that.
Screeeech.
Harrummfff! Tape a penny to the end of the arm.
Whipper-snappers!
Cheers
JMH
Clean the fuzz off the needle!
Hey, my mom has a 2' stack of 78rpm vinyl!! My great aunt had one of those music boxes/players with the metal perforated discs. When I was about 9 or 10, we spent Christmas at her house in Ft Worth and I got to listen to some of them. They sounded like hell, but look what you were working with. I bet when they first came out, they were just awesome. Unfortunately, I was too ignorant to appreciate what was in front of me at the time.
While I'm flashing back... my shop teacher in HS had one of those giant radios that look like a jukebox... it was an antique way back then, but it still worked like a champ... Damn, I'm so old I'm farting dust over here.
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