Day By Day© by Chris Muir - Get This Guy Syndicated!

April 20, 2004

A challenge! A challenge!

Attila Girl, in a comment below, opines thusly:

Attila Girl briefed on April 20, 2004 05:32 AM:

The Liberty Alliance is not made up of liberals! And I'll bet I own more guns than most of you. Put together!

And we are going to wipe the floor with you! It won't even be close. ;)


Attila, girl, have you *looked* at the Armory? D'you even read this page? There's a reason I'm the Imperial Armorer, not the Libertyal Alliance Armorer. I can arm an Empire! Not just a buncha pathetic hosers like you libertinesals!

So get a Clue! Here's a Cluebat™ to help ya! (Genuine trench-used in WWI by the Royal Inniskillings to convince the Germans to go home)

If not, lemme help. Click here to view the Imperial Arsenal.

You prove you have more guns than I do (just me, none of the rest of 'em in my alliance) and I'll match your contribution to your alliance. Otherwise, you can match mine to my alliance.

Wanna take that bet? Shoot girl, I'm bettin' I've got more machineguns than you have guns. Much less the mortars, rifles, and pistols and subguns.

I won't count the grenades. Heck, I'll even drop the bazookas out of the equation.

Oh, and these are old pictures. There's more stuff. And this is probably a good spot to bring up the Periodic Disclaimers - in case new visitors to this site don't understand that everything in the Arsenal is legal to own, IAW all applicable Federal, State, and Local laws and regulations - which may not be true where you live, whether in the United States or elsewhere around the globe. Calling the ATF or FBI will only annoy them - they already know about me and my license is on file.

Offer null and void if you own a gun store/pawn shop or similar emporium. Heck, unless you're Cabela-sized, I'll take that bet. Up to $200 bucks.

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Comments on A challenge! A challenge!
J.M. Heinrichs, Capt briefed on April 20, 2004 12:26 PM

I call PhotoShop!


John of Argghhh! briefed on April 20, 2004 01:07 PM

Feh. Get yer Canuckistanian butt down here and see for yourself!