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April 15, 2004

We interrupt the Charity War to bring you this update from SGT Hook. which the First Shirt's troops answer Andy Rooney's questions.

Of course, Andy would claim excessive command influence, no doubt.

This is my favorite:

4. If you could have a medal or a trip home, which would you take?

I am not here to earn a medal Mr. Rooney. I am here to serve my country and defend our way of life. I am here to make sure there is a home for me to take a trip to.

A medal. (was the answer for 6 of the 15)

Go read the rest.