Day By Day© by Chris Muir - Get This Guy Syndicated!

January 26, 2004

All is made clear... DaGoddess would understand.

A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a
wedding dress made. When the tailor inquired about the color, the
bride-to-be said "White".

The tailor was a bit surprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't
mean to pry, but since white is the color traditionally worn by a
virgin on her wedding night, I can't help wondering if you might still
be a virgin? How could that be?"

The woman replied, "I'm sorry to say, but that's the way it is. You
see, my first husband was a psychologist. He just wanted to talk about
it. My second husband was a gynecologist. He just wanted to look. My
third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him..."

Comments on All is made clear... DaGoddess would understand.
Emperor Misha I briefed on January 27, 2004 07:51 AM

...and her fourth husband (that she failed to mention) was a Microsoft programmer. All HE ever did was spend every night sitting on the edge of the bed, talking about how wonderful it was GOING to be.