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January 07, 2004

Better up the watch at Hastings...

The Royal Navy is about to get smaller than the French Navy - for the first time since the 17th Century.

Look for Chirac the Nose to try to change his name to "Jacques the Conqueror" to repay those cheeky Brits for daring to invade Iraq with his blessing.

Hat tip to the Flea.