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November 18, 2003

In the meantime, over at Madfish Willies....

The Bartender has found an interesting site... the Cyborg Generator [which, alas, no longer works]. Go see the dark purpose many famous and not-so-famous bloggers are destined for. And do it quickly, before Misha finds out that Willie mis-spelled the Rottweiler's name!

Me? Sir John the Merciless, Imperial Armorer?

S.I.R.J.O.H.N.: Synthetic Intelligent Replicant Justified for Observation and Hazardous Nullification

Ummmmm, Hazardous Nullifications!

The one is just eerie... B.E.T.H.: Biomechanical Electronic Troubleshooting Humanoid.

Beth does enterprise system management. In other words, she troubleshoots problems in large, complex computer systems. To do this, she just about has a laptop grafted to her fingertips. Apparently, she was born to the work.

Another take for me: I.M.P.E.R.I.A.L.A.R.M.O.R.E.R.: Intelligent Mechanical Person Engineered for Rational Infiltration and Accurate Learning - Artificial Robotic Machine Optimized for Repair and Efficient Reasoning

Last but not least: A.R.G.G.H.H.H.: Artificial Robotic Guardian Generated for Harm and Hazardous Hunting

I think I like that one best.

Comments on In the meantime, over at Madfish Willies....
King of Fools briefed on November 19, 2003 07:16 AM

I tried KING, but I fear the result was too much to post.