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November 16, 2003

Bounties? You want bounties?

So, Saddam is apparently expanding his "Bounties for Bodies" plan that is helping drive the Murdering Suicidal Splodeydopes in the West Bank and the Sunni Triangle.

Fine. Double the bounties. Throw in a chance at US citizenship. Drag in the Ba'athists. Offer the Ba'athists protection if they'll surrender. They'll like Gitmo, I'm sure.